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Anne Goodwin’s drive to understand what makes people tick led to a career in clinical psychology. That same curiosity now powers her fiction.
A prize-winning short-story writer, she has published three novels and a short story collection with small independent press, Inspired Quill. Her debut novel, Sugar and Snails, was shortlisted for the 2016 Polari First Book Prize.
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The importance of fictional pee and poo #WorldToiletDay

17/11/2017

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There wasn’t much traffic at a book fair I attended recently, but at least it gave me the opportunity to chat with other writers on nearby stalls. The discussion drifted to writing sex, but they thought I was joking when I moved the conversation to writing toilets. If you’re a regular reader of this blog, you’ll know that safe and hygienic toilets are no laughing matter (and now those other writers know too) and the foundation of women’s emancipation and girls’ education worldwide. So I’m proud to have marked World Toilet Day on this blog every year since I started in 2013. There’s more to discover about this year’s theme Where does our poo go? if you follow the link. As I did last year, for 19th November 2017, I’m celebrating the novels I’ve read in the last twelve months that acknowledge our dependence on toilets.

Let’s start with the indignities of old age so powerfully, and amusingly, portrayed in Wait for Me, Jack by Addison Jones (p16):

his bowel movement was calling, and all other thoughts … were shunted to the side. Who could have predicted that one day the high point of his day would be a crap? Perversely, it could also be the most hellish part of the day. Excruciation followed by bliss. An accomplished bowel movement was like the first time he sat in the driver’s seat and really opened up the Singer, a hundred miles an hour. The Singer scream. One thing was for sure: bowels were king. Jack never ever messed with them. Often he toddled to the bathroom, like a sinful Catholic to confession. He took the newspaper and then picked up a pen in case he had to resort to the crossword.

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There’s a wealth of toilet writing, in the best sense of the word, in In Extremis by Tim Parks, as the narrator is suffering from urinary frequency. Here he makes use of the facilities in the hospice where he’s visiting his mother (p127):
 
My fingers were shaking. The pee came in fits and dribbles. The bathroom, clunkily equipped for wheelchairs, was full of depressing requests to respect other users. There was urine on the seat, a puddle on the floor. Reams … could be written about how people behave in public lavatories. Reams no-one would ever want to read. And I was struck by the thought that after the word ‘public’ one would never say ‘bathroom’. Public bathrooms. Though once one used to say public baths, and even municipal baths.

Let’s not forget the significance of toilets in the schoolyard although, in Tracy Chevalier’s New Boy, set in Washington DC, they’re bathrooms (p87-8):
Mimi pulled away from Ian and hurried down the stairs to the girls’ bathroom. Running into a stall, she dropped to her knees and threw up into the toilet. Afterwards she flushed, then sat back on her heels, leaned against the divider, and closed her eyes. Mercifully no one was there to ask if she was alright ought to go and get a teacher.
 
… The bathroom was quiet except for the slow filling of the cistern. It stank of disinfectant, and of the coarse brown paper towels you never found anywhere other than in school bathrooms. Its walls were painted battleship gray and, combined with the fluorescent lights, made everyone look ugly and ill … Despite the light and the smell, girls liked to have brought down here: it was one of the few places where teachers rarely came unless on patrol, for they had their own toilet next to the teachers’ lounge.
 
While the absence of teachers can render school toilets a setting for bullying, the cubicle can provide a private retreat for friendless girls like Thandi in
Here Comes the Sun (p49):
 
Thandi makes her way to the nearest restroom by the upper school and locks herself inside one of the stalls. It’s where she eats her lunch, enduring the pungent smell of urine and womanly excretions.



Children, of course, are fascinated with toilets and what goes on in them. In Gwendoline Riley’s First Love, the noises they remember from their mothers’ use of the toilet might be one of the few things the married couple, Neve and Edwyn, have in common (p13-14):


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‘I used to hear these dreadful noises in the morning,’ Edwyn said. And pleating his lips, and narrowing his eyes, to more precisely recall, so that his eyebrow quills stood rampant, he said, ‘Gurgling and spluttering. Like bad plumbing. Which it was, I suppose. Her grossly over-functioning digestion! The thundering waterfall of her first piss! Terrifying. I thought bodies were terrifying …’
 
I told him:
 
‘I have memories of my mum on the toilet, too. Noises in the night. She had IBS. Stress-induced. I had a crowd once and got up and found her sitting with her nightie all gathered up between her knees … And there were these little splutters. In the morning I wondered if I’d dreamt it.’
 
The deprivation and degradation of the kidnapped women in the Australian outback in Charlotte Wood’s
The Natural Way of Things includes a reminder of the luxury of the indoor toilet (p171):
 
She can hardly remember what it is like to sit on clean toilet, indoors! Once she got a stomach bug, staying with Andrew in a Guangzhou hotel, and spent twenty-four hours wrapped around the white china bowl. She thought it disgusting, was humiliated at being so lowered, so abject. Having to kneel and put her face into the bowl for vomiting. Now she would happily drink from it.

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Over at the Carrot Ranch,
mesh is the latest flash fiction prompt. Shit! How to incorporate that into a 99-word story about toilets? Then I remembered the role of mesh in toilets in rural Zimbabwe. Let me share my flight of fancy with you:


Why flies hate Blair toilets


Why do you hate us, humans? Because we visit your kitchens with dung on our feet? That’s our culture, dammit. We mean no harm.

We were as excited as you were: brand new latrines! No more long commutes from heap to heap under the scorching sun. We followed the smell around the corner, dipped down the pit for a feast. Stated, we soared towards the light. Bam! Blocked by wire mesh.

We cannot retrace our flight path to the entrance. Evolution taught us to trust in light. Why do you hate us, humans? Why shorten our already short lives?


Follow the link for further insights into public health and Blair toilets in Zimbabwe in a short article from the online offshoot of the British Medical Journal, no less. And there’s a cheeky poem to enjoy too!

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Norah Colvin link
19/11/2017 10:56:18 am

Great post, Anne. I'm pleased you still celebrate World Toilet Day each year. These are great extracts from your reading. You must make a note of toilet scenes as you you go, do you?
Your flash is great, and what a wonderful invention. It must make a difference to the health of the population, and death of the flies. I like that you told it from the flies' point of view.

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Annecdotist
20/11/2017 03:56:29 pm

Thanks, Norah. I certainly add the quotes to a file as I go along – and unlike last year I still had copies of the originals for my photo.
Glad you liked the flash. My first idea was a BOT story about heading off into the bush (in the wrong direction) after visiting such a toilet in the middle of the night, but I rather enjoyed writing from a fly’s perspective. Never done that before!

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Charli Mills
22/11/2017 04:47:05 am

You are starting to rack up the collection of literary poo & pee! Having developed pee anxiety last year when I had no potty portal, my awareness of toilet justice has increased. I gave an impromptu speech to a gathering of local business women who were collecting items for the homeless. I spoke up for the need for people to potty with security and dignity, something they had never considered. Maybe it's our capitalistic brainwashing, but we seem to focus solutions on material goods -- people are homeless, let's stuff backbacks with beef jerky and cheap socks. We need to consider the humanizing aspect of it all. And, that's also why we need potty talk in books. Great selections to excerpt!

You flash is buzzing with brilliance! Ah, the poor maligned fly. You even managed to elicit a pang of sorrow for his short life, made more difficult.

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Annecdotist
22/11/2017 06:43:11 pm

Good for you, Charli! I hope those women were moved by your experience. Older people, women who are pregnant and others also need better access to public toilets in our wealthy countries. In the UK, such facilities are rare in urban areas, and it’s not always possible to avail oneself of “conveniences” in cafes and shops. I so agree that so often the response to poverty and deprivation neglects to take account of people’s dignity. Here, the Chancellor of the Exchequer has just announced a reduction in the waiting time for receipt of universal credit from six weeks to five as if it’s an act of generosity. Five weeks to wait for money to which you are entitled, and money you desperately need if you are claiming benefits!!! I never cease to be appalled at the lack of compassion.
However I don’t feel much compassion for the flies in my flash, but glad you liked it.

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